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Captain Vinny
- 9/15/2011
Arrr, that be a good time!
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Capt'n Vinny
- 9/15/2011
Where be the Crew!
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Mean Willy
- 9/16/2011
AAAAARGGH!!!! Me ready to plunder!
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Mean Willy
- 9/16/2011
AAAAARGGH!!!! Me ready to plunder!
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Sir Reginald Weatherby Rutherford III
- 9/16/2011
Alas "Captain" Vinny, your "PirateCon" has become tiresome. How many times shall Her Majesty's Royal Navy thwart your plans for pillaging the fair streets of Boulder, Colorado?
Must we remind you that you are operating illegally in sovereign waters of the crown? Your "tariffs" on rum are not sanctioned and blocking the East India Trading Company's shipping lanes are hampering needed supplies.
We respectfully ask you to cease and desist or a terrible fate will befall you.
Regards,
Sir Reginald Weatherby Rutherford III
Admiral of Her Majesty's Royal Navy
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Capt'n Vinny
- 9/19/2011
Admiral Rutherford, I be wondering when you show your scavengous self. Once again you will always remember this day as the day you almost caught Capt'n Vinny
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Capn Yurky Jerk
- 9/20/2011
Ahoy Capn Vinny,
Your crew be ready to sail the rocky waters of Pearl with ya' this weekend. Yarrggggg. Let's plunder some spices and make Admiral Featherbottom walk the plank!
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Bedlam Anndie
- 9/20/2011
Anchors a'weigh for Pearl's Treat! Tidy fireships await the crew, and thar be grog an' victuals enough fer all. Me Lairds, Cap'ns an' sea men of every sort, welcome ye all frae the Pearl's Treat Girls!
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Sir Reginald Weatherby Rutherford III
- 9/21/2011
Captain Vinny,
This is your final notice to suspend all illegal pirating activities. If Her Majesty's Royal Navy finds your crew operating in the waters around the port town of Boulder, we will be forced to confiscate your ship and detain your crew.
Signed,
ADMIRAL Reginald Weatherby Rutherford III
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