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Captain Vinny - 08/05/2009
You swabs better be holdn' yer run or you'll get the captains boot in the stern!, The captain, want's to know... who be sailing with us?


Captain Vinny - 8/5/2009
Arrrrrr!


First Feline LuvlyKittie - 8/5/2009
AyeMeooowwww! I be sailin' with ye!


Captain Featherbottom III - 8/8/2009
You'll never plunder my spices Cap Vinny!!!!


Admiral Reginald Weatherby Rutherford III - 8/25/2009
"Captain" Vinny: It has been brought to my attention that you and your crew of scoundrels are once again operating without permission from Her Majesty's Royal Navy. After our last meeting, I thought you had learned your lesson. I stand corrected. Nevertheless, I will be forced deal with you with extreme prejudice and give you a sound thrashing. Let this be your official warning. Depart from the port city of Boulder immediately and return from whence you came. If my ships find you on the 26th day of September, there will be a reckoning that you will not soon forget. Sincerely, Admiral Reginald Weatherby Rutherford III


Willa the Wench - 8/26/2009
ar, me fine pirate boyos, does anyone know from what port we be sailin' this night of piratey merriment? where be we meetin'?


Captain Vinny - 8/26/2009
We be sailing from an early and late port, that will be posted closer to the event to keep out the prying eyes of the land-lubbers.


Captain Vinny - 8/27/2009
Admiral Rutherford, once again ye assume too much. This port be big enough to handle the likes of Captain Vinny but yer pathetic taunts do not frighten me. Prepare to be boarded! Arrrrrrr!


Captain Vinny - 9/14/2009
Arrrrrrr!


CaptainWhoForgotHisNameFromDrinkingTooMuchRum - 9/15/2009
I look fore t' castin' away t' t' south seas and take t' riches o' all t' wealthy british folks and steal t' wives o' all t' British admirals.


CaptainWhoForgotHisNameFromDrinkingTooMuchRum - 9/15/2009
I look fore t' castin' away t' t' south seas and take t' riches o' all t' wealthy british folks and steal t' wives o' all t' British admirals.


Flying Dutchman - 9/15/2009
Yarrrrrr, me and me wench will join the crew


Black pearl (Amanda) - 9/18/2009
I know how to get the booty!


Captn' Vinny - 9/20/2009
PRESS ALERT!!!! PRESS ALERT!!!! It as been brought to my attention that the local Press have been informed of our event. I encourage all pirates to keep this event UNDERGROUND by refusing to talk with any press from any news agency.


parot - 9/21/2009
I'll handle the press! "Squak. Piss off. Squak!"


Anne Bonny - 9/21/2009
A story be bein told of'n a pirate tis fraid t' climb t' the crows nest. One so scared he cannot look over t' ships bow without a wettin' himself like a little lass. Though he may call himself a pirate, he be best suited t' a life of a serf, a goat milker or dung shoveler. Or'n if he ever hope to set foot on a ship, he be a workin as a cabin lad who be kept below t' service the real pirates. Anne Bonny, Sept 21, 1723 Bahamas


Captain Vinny - 9/22/2009
I hear that Black Pearl Amanda IS the booty!


Captain Walker D'Planke - 9/22/2009
Yar! I be lookin' for the Black Pearl on the high seas for ages. Legend has it, the booty might surface on the 26th day of September. I be keeping my eye out for it.


Shiver Metimbers - 9/23/2009
Me heard 'round the scuttlebutt that the captain fill his bottle with iced tea instead of rum!


Shiver Metimbers - 9/23/2009
Me heard 'round the scuttlebutt that the captain fill his bottle with iced tea instead of rum!


Captain Vinny - 9/24/2009
The Captn' be drinking rum just like the rest!


Captain Vinny - 9/24/2009
PIRATES, We now have a personal Taxi Service for just Boulder Only from 11:30PM - 1:30PM one of our own will be a Designated Driver and can take you home during that time.


kayla - 9/25/2009
Aye Capt'n. My crew & meself will join ya!


oldseadogsaltyastheycome - 9/25/2009
So I seas that the cap'n always hits on 16 and lower... scallywag, even for our land luv'n cap'n that's awefully salty of you... hats off, and i hope they don't share their crabs with you.