Avast ye Scurvy Dogs! Thar be booty plunderin' to do!
I be Captain Christophe d'Vincenzo of the SS Guttersnipe, but you can call me Capt'n Vinny. You have either been willfully conscripted into my service or Shanghai'd against your will. Nevertheless, welcome aboard! Yar!
 The weather be on our side and the wind at our backs this Saturday!
Ye weather wenchs be predicting sunny weather with highs in the 70s and lows in the 46s. This means you should be wearin' yer
fall weather pirate cloths.
Should I bring me kids?
Best to leave the wee ones at home as this sailn' venture not be rated [PG], it be rated [Arrrrrrr]!
Why not the offical day of the 19th?
Aye! Good question jim lad. Because Pirtes get a bad case of ye Monday's and we enjoy plundering on the weekends!
Have ya heard the one about the Pirate and....?
Avast, aye be hearing every bloody pirate joke thar be. Tell me one more and ye be walkn' the plank!
What about me nurishment and drink?
If Pirates drink too much ale, they can get sea sick! A good Pirate eats as well as drinks! Ask your barmaid for some gruel to keep your strength up. A Pirate also needs plenty o' water to keep the 'ol bilge pump working properly. Yar har! Keep your intake of water up or you may capsize!
How much does it cost?
The event be free, but you will have to pay at the ports, if ya want to help out the Captn's expenses, he be much obliged.
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